GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

MAY 5, 1995

THE MOSTLY UNFabulous SociAL LIFE OF ETHAN GREEN...

P ERVERSLY, GIVEN YOUR RECENT INTERAC-tion with DOUG, You Find YOURSELF THINKING AbouT AN EARLIER "EX”, LEO.

this is the Levi's Ad of your life, In reality, He drove a celica and was allergic to dogs...

OK, OK, SO YOU NEVER TRULY GOT OVER THE WAY HE DUMPER YOU. THE WAY You had FALLEN VERY DEEPLY IN LOVE With Him AND HE JUST duMPER You..

A GUY that you went on a date With to get your mind off Lea... ..He brought his Halloween drag Photos.. You weren't in the mood..

SHRIEK!

by Eric ORner ..OR THE THIRST THAT THE TWO OF You had FOR EACH OTHER THAT SUMMER OF UNQUENCHEd, GULPING, SEX...

...

OR THOSE MENTAL SNAPSHOTS OF HIM MAKING COFFEE DURING ONE OF THE MORNINGS OF A JULY HEATWAVE,... OR HOW THE TWO OF YOU SLEPT ON YOUR buildiNG'S ROOF FOR SEVERAL NIGHTS BECAUSE YOUR APARTMENT WAS TOO HOT AND HE WASN'T OUT TO HIS ROOMMATES.

.....BUT WAIT, IF YOU'RE DEPRESSE♣ ABOUT DOUG, WHY IN HELL IS YOUR BRAIN Giving THIS SLI&E Show of Leo?

affection For Abmes Moonsheed · Lobe.

YOUR THERAPIST, ZOLNA, SAYS You Need to

WORK ON LETTING GO.

"Ex" lovers should be chopped up, mixed with garden vegetables, and added to a nice Broth.

WAIT-YOU'RE SAYING TURN THEM INTO Soupp

OH...

RIGHT

Dykes To Watch Out For

DRAGNET

Lois

OIS HAS PROMISED TO DO A BACKGROUND CHECK ON DEIRDRE

FOR MO.

CURLY-HAIRED CHICK? YEAH... 1 DID HER ONCE A YEAR OR SO AGO. I

I GUESS I WENT A TAD SHORTER THAN SHE LIKED. DIDN'T SHE READ HER STUFF AT THE BOOKSTORE THE SAME NIGHT I DID?

I DON'T THINK SHE QUITE PULLS OFF THAT FIRST PERSON, PRESENT TENSE PROSE STYLE. SHE'S IN THE SAME WRITER'S GROUP AS JULES, THE

JAVA JERK AT THE CAFÉ ACROSS THE STREET.

WHO

WANTS TO

KNOW?

SCHZZK

RELAX. A FRIEND OF MINE IS DATING HER.

I JUST WANNA MAKE SURE SHE'S NOT AN AXE MURDERESS.

NO, SHE'S COOL. THAT'S GOOD SHE'S DATING. HER LAST GIRLFRIEND REALLY PUT HER THROUGH, THE MILL.

1995 BY ALISON BECHDEL

SURE, I' KNOW LOUISE. SHE'S OUR GOALIE.

2/1

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER EX, DEIRDRE? WHEN DID THEY BREAK UP?

THEY BROKE UP? AW, THAT'S TOO BAD! JEEZ, THEY WERE TOGETHER LIKE FIVE YEARS OR SOMETHING. WHICH ONE ARE YOU AFTER?

NEITHER, I'M JUST

DONG A LITTLE PRO BONO WORK.

So HOW CAN I GET THE

DETAILS?

I'M GOING TO A PARTY AFTER THIS WHERE PEOPLE MIGHT KNOW. WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG?

三

LOIS! NO INFORMATION YET, BUT IF YOU WANNA CHECK LOUISE OUT, SHE'S HERE. LOOK FOR A TALL JOCK TYPE WITH A BANDANA ON HER HEAD.

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